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Film Review: "The Monuments Men" is a Mess

George Clooney's The Monument's Men is a monumess. A sloppily assembled patchwork of scenes, it's a great story with no backbone that flops from event to event like a fish out of water. Without the propulsion of any kind of momentum, the tale sags, leaving us dulled to the story's eventual important moments. With all the talent involved and Clooney behind the camera, we expect something with panache, wit and style and instead are served up this goofy slop of events thrown at the stage with all the disheveled precision of a pie-in-the-face. However intriguing the "true story" behind the film, it is apparently best left in books or relayed in insightful anecdotes as Clooney has all but snuffed the life out of what ought to be a monumental account. As Roger Ebert famously said, "Movies are not about what they are about, but how they are about it." Here, Clooney's how looks a lot like wingin' it.

As mentioned above, the biggest problem holding The Monuments Men back from glory is how frumpily the series of events are organized. Scenes flow into each other like class five rapids, positively clashing and jarring any sense of time or place. Tacking a scene set in France onto one in Germany or America, we never have a foothold on where we are or when exactly anything is taking place. Clooney throws date on the screen but they will hop to another moment in time and another character whose location and significance we can only guess. Only when Clooney's voiceover cuts through are we informed of the context of the content; a sure sign of narrative failure. When you're tasked with explaining to the audience what they're seeing, you know you're taken a wrong turn off the successful storytelling highway.

So as the film crashes from one scene to another, we're left trying to hold onto some semblence of structure and even the characters give us little to grasp onto. With the likes of Bill Murray, John Goodman, Matt Damon, Jean Dujardin and Bob Balaban assembled, one would expect stirring ensemble work but, for the most part, Clooney shies away from satisfying character development or captivating ensemble work. The only time he stops to really try and delve into characters are when they face death. What he fails to understand is that we already need to be invested at that point. You can't kill someone off and then try and make them important posthumously. These "oh wait" moments ring a clear signal of his inability to save the unfocused screenplay from itself and a blinding sign of his desperate attempts to course correct too late in the game.

Even with all these missteps, there are a number of intriguing and poignant scenes interspersed throughout but even they come across as too clunkily set and architecturally inorganic to propel the audience into a suspended state of caring. We want to know who these characters are but we rarely do. Goodman is just kind of there, Dujardin plays up his irresistible French charm and Balaban has some nice material to work his mousey persona on but none really amount to much more than appreciators of art. When Murray is given a dramatic moment to break down in the shower, he puts in some solid work but it makes no sense in the context surrounding that moment. It's like watching wrestling at the nail salon. It just doesn't gel.

Where Monuments Men's biggest disappointment is its squandered use of a killer cast. I will give credit to Cate Winslet, who will soon likely be an Academy Award winner, for her work as a Parisian art aficionado as her work is more notable than any of the gentlemen with whom she shares the screen.

And if you thought War Horse was old-fashion wait until you get a load of this. From the hokey John Williams-wannabe score (courtesy of Alexandre Desplat) to the almost played-for-laughs Nazi presence, it's just one long page in the book of cinematic taboo. While this may have worked better in 1965, it certainly doesn't fit 2014. Clooney has been able to manipulate time periods to his liking in the past but his attempt to do a period piece told in dated fashion works about as well as telling the Rwanda Genocide as a rom-com.

One thing is abundantly clear at this junction, Clooney's art junkie project was certainly not moved from its original release date to "fix up the effects." Columbia must have know they had little more than a hodgepodge of scenes and didn't know how to piece them together. The resulting papier mâchéd clunker of a wartime dramedy is a futile effort at grasping at straws. Worse yet, it's boring.

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February '14 Digital Week I

Blu-rays of the Week

A Case of You

(IFC)
Once again it’s time to extol the virtues of Evan Rachel Wood, an actress incapable of a false note in any of her performances—especially here, since surrounding her is an inoffensive but forgettable rom-com that’s too cutesy to be effective.
 
A mopey Justin Long (who co-wrote with his brother Christopher and even more mopey co-star Kier O’Donnell), an unbelievably hammy Peter Dinklage and a phoned-in Vince Vaughan can’t ruin Wood’s golden appearance, happily. The hi-def transfer looks good; extras include interviews.
 
City of Angels
Two Weeks Notice
(Warners)
If you’re remaking a classic like Wim Wenders’ Wings of Desire, I guess you should make it as unrecognizably sappy as possible, which is what 1998’s City of Angels does, underscored by Meg Ryan and Nicolas Cage’s lack of chemistry; best is a soundtrack featuring U2’s “If God Would Send His Angels” and the Goo Goo Dolls’ “Iris.” 2002’s 
 
Two Weeks Notice, a paper-thin comedy, glides by on Sandra Bullock and Hugh Grant’s star power, even if writer-director Marc Lawrence nearly sabotages it all with gimmicky silliness. Both Blu-ray transfers look fine; extras include commentaries and music videos (City) and commentary, making-of, deleted scenes and gag reel (Notice).
 
Dreamworld
(Sneak Attack)
Here’s another inconsequential rom-com about a faltering animator who falls for a slightly annoying but endearing young lady whom he accompanies on a road trip to Pixar.
 
Whit Hertford isn’t very interesting either in the lead or as co-writer, while Mary Kate Wiles is too eccentrically goofy to charm as much as her character is supposed to. The hi-def transfer looks decent; extras include a commentary, blog and short films.
 
Fanny Hill/The Phantom Gunslinger
(Vinegar Syndrome)
Of these mild ‘60s artifacts, Russ Meyer’s adaptation of Fanny Hill—nicely photographed in B&W—is easiest to digest, even if its attempts to ape Tom Jones are mainly inept: Leticis Roman’s inadvertently sexy heroine only intermittently scores.
 
Albert Zugmsith, who produced Fanny, also directed and produced Gunslinger, a western that starts promisingly but soon falls apart. The hi-def transfers look good; extras (on DVD only) are two interviews.
 
The Fifth Estate
(Touchstone)
Even a story as movie-ready as the Julian Assange/Wikileaks scandal doesn’t quite work on film, despite director Bill Condon’s obvious effort to rescue it from overfamiliarity: like Aaron Soprkin’s The Newsroom, we are asked to get emotionally involved in old news, however persuasively recreated.
 
Fancy computer-screen visuals seem a desperate bid to appeal to a younger crowd, while Benedict Cumberbatch’s amazing transformation into the arrogant Assange makes the film feel like a documentary at times, which is at odds with the bells and whistles. On Blu-ray, the transfer looks terrific; extras include special effects featurettes.
 
Jules and Jim
(Criterion)
Made in 1962, Francois Truffaut’s third feature surpasses his arresting debut The 400 Blows with its surehanded treatment of a difficult subject: a ménage a trois between two men and a woman (in the sensational form of Jeanne Moreau at the height of her allure).
 
Truffaut’s command of the medium was never greater—and he never approached this masterpiece again in his remaining two decades, sadly. Criterion’s luminous Blu-ray exquisitely shows off Raoul Coutard’s B&W photography; extras include commentaries, archival Truffaut interviews and segments from French TV programs.
 
Metallica—Through the Never
(Blackened)
Hungarian director Nimrod Antal provided the visual flash and muscle for the metal superstars’ 3-D concert movie, but he’s also to blame for a ridiculous-looking “frame” of surreal segments that lessens the show’s visceral power.
 
At least longtime fans will love the song selection, which skimps on recent stuff in favor of full-throated blasts of vintage Metallica. The Blu-ray image looks splendid, while the sound pummels; extras include a 75-minute making-of doc, interviews, Q&A and music video.
 
Mother of George
(Oscilloscope)
Despite director Andrew Dosunmu’s low-key approach, this story of a Nigerian wife in Brooklyn who goes to extremes to get pregnant (because her mother-in-law feels she’s beneath her beloved son) is too contrived for its full dramatic effect to work.
 
Still, there are lovely performances by Isaach de Bankolé (husband) and especially Danai Gurira (wife), and Bradford Young’s burnished cinematography looks award-worthy on Blu-ray. Extras include audio commentary, deleted scenes and featurette with interviews.
 
DVDs of the Week

Brutalization

Erotic Blackmail
(One 7 Movies)
Wakefield Poole’s Bible
(Vinegar Syndrome)
A pair of 70s exploitation films, Brutalization and Blackmail have little to offer except an early gang-rape sequence and the presence of Emmanuelle’s Sylvia Kristel in the former film (whose real title is the less sexy Because of the Cats).
 
Wakefield Poole’s Bible—which is definitely not your parents’ good book—lacklusterly dramatizes scenes like Adam & Eve and Samson & Delilah, but despite an attractive cast (Georgina Spelvin is Bathsheba), it’s more a curio than a truly erotic soft-core flick. Bible extras include Poole’s commentary, interview and deleted scenes.
 
The Courtship of Eddie’s Father
The Jimmy Stewart Show
(Warner Archive)
Bill Bixby and Brandon Cruz had great chemistry as a widower and young son in the beloved sitcom Courtship; the third season set (1971-2) also showcases superb guest stars like Carol Lawrence’s free-spirited Soviet, Sally Struthers’ free-spirited artist and Jerry Stiller and Anne Meara’s needy neighbor couple.
 
One of our most beloved movie stars, Jimmy Stewart never looked comfortable starring in his own sitcom, as this lone season (also from 1971-2) set shows: his endearing persona came off better on Johnny Carson.
 
Dolmen

Sebastian Bergman

(MHZ)
The tense, Brittany-set crime drama Dolmen—which follows an increasingly convoluted murder investigation by detective Marie, who’s returned home for her wedding after years away—is distinguished by its atmospheric locales and Ingrid Chauvin’s multi-shaded performance.
 
Similarly, Rolf Lassgard is stunning as a psychologically scarred criminal profiler in Sebastian Bergman, a gritty procedural that starts slowly but soon becomes addictive.
 
It’s Not Me, I Swear
(First Run)
Nuit #1
(Koch Lorber)

These Quebec-set films give a glimpse at French-Canadian cinema. Philippe Falardeau’s It’s Not Me (2008), a penetrating but lighthearted look at a 10-year-old boy’s tribulations, has a terrific performance by young Antoine L’Ecuyer.

 

Anne Emond’s Nuit #1 (2011), which looks at how a one-night stand affects both principals, is shallower than it thinks, but the acting—notably by the fearless Catherine de Lean—gives it some gravitas.

 

 

CD of the Week

 

Benjamin Britten—Britten to America 

 

(NMC)
Early in his career, Benjamin Britten was composing music for radio shows, films and theater, and some of these rarities appear on an interesting disc that displays yet another facet of the composer whose centenary was commemorated this past year.

Although the fragmented nature of these works is unavoidable, there are moments of great beauty in his scores for two plays by W. H. Auden and Christopher Isherwood, The Ascent of F6 and On the Frontier,along with a BBC/CBS radio series, An American in England. Maybe these aren’t essential Britten compositions, but for Britten completists, this release should be something of a godsend.

Broadway Review: John Patrick Shanley's "Outside Mullingar"

Outside Mullingar

Written by John Patrick Shanley, directed by Doug Hughes
Performances through March 16, 2014
 
O'Byrne and Messing in Outside Mullingar (photo: Joan Marcus)
Mismatched couples are the bedrock of John Patrick Shanley’s best work. Whether in comedies like Italian American Reconciliation and Moonstruck or a tragedy like Doubt, Shanley dazzlingly conjures protagonists who butt heads, tentatively or brutally, poetically or tersely, and culminating either happily or shatteringly.
 
Shanley returns to the well once again with Outside Mullingar, a play that could have been unbearably coy in lesser hands; but Shanley’s dexterous dialogue and cunning characterizations convey the essence of his Irish quartet—elderly father/middle-aged son, elderly mother/middle-aged daughter—and the introverted offspring’s final beguiling scene tracks an awkward romance finding its tentative way forward.
 
On the surface, Outside Mullingar—whose clumsy title refers to the town nearest the families’ adjoining farms—is a clichéd Irish romance of colorful characters speaking in colloquialisms about everything from love to inevitable death. The Reillys and Muldoons have lived side by side for generations, and as the play opens, elderly Tony and son Anthony return from the funeral of Chris Muldoon, husband of Aiofe and father of Rosemary. Aiofe arrives bemoaning her life and the “craziness” of her daughter, standing and smoking outside in the eternal Irish rain.
 
Thanks to plot devices that Shanley must have puzzled over—and which click satisfyingly if never fully plausibly—it turns out our middle-aged misfits Anthony and Rosemary are made for each other, even if youthful grudges, impulsive land sales and bizarre secrets have kept them at arm’s length over the years. The climax, in which Anthony and Rosemary confront each other after much dancing around the obvious, is a marvel of endearing simplicity that transforms would-be banalities into bittersweet poetry.
 
Mullingar works so snappily because Shanley enthusiastically embraces “Irish play” clichés, with characters full of bluster and blarney waxing poetically in the midst of daily drudgery and lifelong misery. Tony complains about the Irish team’s lackluster Olympic showing: “No gold. Two of them bronze. And all in boxing. Sure, we’re good with our fists. No surprise there.” Anthony bemusedly describes a dream: “Ancestors and more than that. The whole wide circus, the history of people. And me at the front of them, like the leader of a marching band. Jesus, I sat up in me bed and I didn’t know what to make of it. Here I am, alone as a castaway, and my night is spilling over with people.” And Rosemary knocks down Anthony’s excuse for not approaching her: “Half the world is lonely and you wouldn’t knock on my door about that. Look out the window at the rain and the gloom and the empty land and tell me why that hasn’t made you knock on my door, if loneliness made people knock on doors.”
 
Shanley’s dialogue, full of such wonderful trouvailles, keeps these people from falling into the dual ditches of sentimentality and melodrama, while Doug Hughes’ brisk staging (snazzily set by designer John Lee Beatty, magisterially lit by Mark McCullough and spiffily costumed by Catherine Zuber) finds ample breathing room for the overlapping tragicomic events. As the parents with a gift of gab as their birthright, Peter Maloney and Dearbhla Molloy are persuasive eccentrics. Although Maloney gets a lovely and heartfelt deathbed scene, Shanley for some reason denies Molloy one, a rare misstep in his lilting 95-minute lark.  
 
As Anthony and Rosemary, Brian F. O’Byrne and Debra Messing have a special chemistry that's also a kind of anti-chemistry that makes us believe they are right for each other at the same time they might also be all wrong for each other. O’Byrne has no competition playing a taciturn bumbler of a man who manages to retain his dignity, even while confessing an embarrassing secret and contemplating taking a frightening leap into the unknown.
 
Messing—whose credible Irish brogue is the least of her onstage attributes—performs an even bigger miracle: making us admire and even adore this hardheaded woman whose heart is not nearly as black as she lets on: when the rain finally stops and the sky turns brilliantly blue, we cheer that this couple has come to its senses at last.
 
Outside Mullingar
Friedman Theatre, 261 West 47th Street, New York, NY
manhattantheatreclub.org

Film Review: "That Awkward Moment"

"That Awkward Moment"
Directed by Tom Gormican
Starring Zac Efron, Michael B. Jordan, Miles Teller, Imogen Poots, Mackenzie Davis, Jessica Lucas
Comedy, Romance
94 Mins
R

 

A butt ugly rom-com masquerading as a dude's night out, That Awkward Moment sees women fawning over tools and douchebags for their tooliness and douchebaggery. After all, ain't women just the dumbest?!

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