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"Pacific Rim"
Directed by Guillermo del Toro
Starring Charlie Hunnan, Idris Elba, Charlie Day, Rinko Kikuchi, Diego Klattenhoff, Burn Gorman, Ron Perlman
Action, Adventure, Fantasty
131 Minutes
PG-13
Going in to this Guillermo del Toro-stampedcreature feature, there are clearly two routes we could be embarking down. Accepting the staunch inevitability that this sky-scraping blockbuster will most likely be dumb is key but, at the same time, we can't help but hope that it will be more than a mere spectacle-driven showdown between robots and monsters. It is with a heavy head that I tell you, Pacific Rim is not very good.
In his quest to make something that crosses the borders of nations and ages, del Toro taps into something else entirely; a pandering soap of an actioner leaning with all its weight on brazen, inconsequential destruction and shimmery, bang-em-up CGI. Missing a massive chance to tell a story that feels the least bit real, del Toro's chief offense is in crafting something that is more eye-rolling than entertaining. He settles on a wet dream of soapy, bathtub thrashings fueled by the seeming imaginative power of a candy-addled toddler. The one-liners are laughable, character motivation is as thin as the post-it notes this script seems to be made up of and even the mile-high action feels weightless and hollow. Like kids who've yet to develop a sense of empathy, this is an exercise in slamming action figures together until the pieces inevitably break.
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"Despicable Me 2"
Directed by Pierre Coffin, Chris Renaud
Starring Steve Carrell, Kristen Wiig, Benjamin Bratt, Russell Brand, Miranda Cosgrove, Moises Arias, Elsie Kate Fisher, Ken Jeong, Steve Coogan
Animation, Comedy, Crime
98 Mins
PG
It's hard to muster any more than a "meh" for Dreamwork's latest animated pic as Despicable Me 2 has accomplished very little. Capitalizing on ripe affection for the first entry, this follow-up falls deep into the sophomore slump...even though it's destined to earn one metric boatload of money. But rather than earning the sequel through must-be-told storytelling, this is a requisite afterthought - a blueprinted follow-through. Any semblance of inspired innovation is lacking and sidelined is the one element that gave the franchise launcher such unexpected heart - Gru's relationship with the girls. Shifting to a romantic plot and a moral re-alignment for Gru leaves this animated flick bland and over-reliant on color-by-numbers plot points punctuated with mindless slapstick gags.